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The Insomnia Project

Jul 29, 2020

For entertainment purposes only. This is not to be used in place of a licensed therapist or other qualified medical aid given its satirical and comedic content.

Gonsanto Industries welcomes you to the first in a series of guided meditations that will ease your mind, calm your body, and allow you to transition into a...

Mar 4, 2020

Content warnings:
At 4:09 to 4:30: Discussions of weight loss and dieting; at 6:38 to 6:53, physical violence; at 8:02 to 8:45: anxiety and involuntary sedation; at 9:38 to 10:24: Paranoia; at 11:06 to 11:59: Depiction of a hostile situation and threat of violence; at 12:00 to 13:07: Paranoia; startling noise at 13:20 to...

Dec 23, 2019

Santa and his elves could use a little boost leading up to Christmas, and decide to enroll in The Insomnia Project.  A few of them start experiencing odd side effects, and the Gonsanto team is called in to the North Pole to sort out the mess.

Warning: This episode contains chewing/mouth sounds and...

Oct 21, 2019

Warning: This episode contains violence and a very creepy man on a train.

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Sam has some very important data to share at lab meeting.  We should all probably pay attention to it, bla bla bla.  Also, burritos!

Cast List:
Eliza - Jaqui...

Sep 3, 2019

The test subjects have their first check in to test their progress.  

Warning - mouth sounds and chewing from 12:05-12:40.

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Cast List:
Martin - Elijah Gabriel
Susan - Kaitlyn Kliman
Eliza - Jaqui Kerschenbaum
Sam - Graham Rowat
Jessica - Allison...